Dental Jokes / Recent Jokes

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

After having her routine dental checkup the dentist told the woman he was going to have to drill a tooth.
"Oh no! I'd rather have a baby," she replied.
"Well make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair," the dentist replied.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon`s appointments.

Here's a wild story. An Elephant in Oregon had dental work done that required a chain saw, hand saws, and a drill that can punch through concrete. What's interesting is that the elephant goes to the same dentist as Hilary Swank.

Lil Wayne was finally ordered to serve a year in jail after sentencing had been postponed two weeks due to dental work. His lawyer will seek protective custody for Lil Wayne or if that is denied a week's delay for additional dental procedures: sharpened dentures fitted for his anus.

(or will I ever forgive myself?)

They say that the louder you groan at a pun, the better it is and the more jealous you are. My hand is cupped to my ear and I'm listening...

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says,' We don't serve mushrooms here.' The mushroom says,' Why?! I'm a fun guy!'

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:' I'm lookin' for the man who shot my more...