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A Redhead a Bernet and a blonde goes in to a desert. Each of them gets to bring 1 thing with them. The Redhead brings food the Blonde asks why did you bring food. And the Redhead said incase i get hungry. And the Bernet brings water and the blonde asks why did you bring water. And the bernet said incase i get thirsty. And the blonde brought a car door and the Redhead and the Bernet asks why did you bring a car door. And the blonde said incase it gets to hot i can roll down the window.

A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, "Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?"

The nun replied, "Well... I've never seen a naked man before." The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.

Pointing at the priest's dick, the nun asked, "What is that?"

The priest said,"It is my sternum."

"What does it do?" Asked the nun.

"It brings forth life." said the priest.

Then the nun said, " Well stick that on up in the camel and let's get outta here!"

One time there was a blonde a brunette and a redhead stranded in the desert and they all needed to work together to survive.So the redhead goes out and finds food and brings it back. the brunette goes out and brings back water for everybody. And the blonde goes out and brings back a car door. the brunette and the redhead say, "Why did u bring back a car door!?" The blonde answers"Cuz if it gets hot i can roll down the windows!!!

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde decide to take a trip through the desert.
"I'll bring some food to eat in case we get hungry," the redhead says.
"I'll bring some water to drink in case we get thirsty," says the brunette.
"I'll bring a car door," the blonde announces proudly.
"A car door?" her puzzled friends ask.
"Yeah, then if we get hot, we can roll the window down," explains the blonde.

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when does are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19. Upon seeing more...

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she could find another man.

The next day a man is washed on shore.

He is very handsome and he is consumed by lust for the wife.

The husband is pleased to have another man to help with work around the island.

The stranger and wife, falling in love with one another, wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach, so he thinks of a plan.

Wanting to be safe from wildlife on the island, they decide to build a shelter high up in the trees.

The stranger worked on the roof while the husband and wife worked down on the beach.

Periodically the stranger would yell to them from the tree house,' 'Hey! No having sex! Get back to work!''

At this, the couple would yell back,' 'We're not having sex!''

This happened several times while he worked on the roof of the more...

Q: What do you call a fancy event in the desert?
A: A cac-ti affair.