Dick Cheney Jokes / Recent Jokes

Dick, how many times do you have to be told--diet and exercise are the keys to a healthy heart.

Vice President Biden says Cheney was'dead wrong' in his criticism of the new administration's security policy. Cheney says Biden is'half right'.

Critics say the survey was flawed becuase researchers used a body diagram of Dick Cheney.

In the latest New Yorker magazine, CIA director Leon Panetta fired back against criticism that former VP Dick Cheney has been leveling against the Obama administration. A spokesman for Mr. Cheney said that he felt bad about his remarks, and to show there were no hard feelings, has invited Mr. Panetta to go hunting with him.

President Bush's annual physical revealed that he is in excellent health despite a four pound weight gain. "No big deal," said his doctor, "there's still plenty of room for the puppeteer to maneuver his hand."