Difference Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
What's the difference between Maine and New Hampshire?
In New Hampshire, Moosehead is a beer. In Maine, it's sexual assault.
Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian? A: Only the first one can make you smile.
You might be from the Northwest if you:
Feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
Use the expression "sun break" and know what it means.
Know more than 10 ways to order coffee (and know different parts of town by the espresso joints).
Know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
Stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
Consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.
Complain about Californians, as you sell one your house for twice its value.
Can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best Coffee, and Veneto's.
Know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
Know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, and Willamette.
Consider swimming an indoor more...
The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.