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What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. What's the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? One is Moscow, the other is cow's ma. Where did the vegetables go to get drunk? The Salad Bar. Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!! Which of these things don't belong: A tuna, a lobster, or a Chinese guy run over by a truck? The tuna. The other two are crustaceans. Who delivers puppies when the Vet isn't available? The mid woof. Why can't a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can't be a brother and assist her too. Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't? Because he was a little more on. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum it could be done.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever
What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Whats the Blondes cheer? A: " Im blonde, Im blonde, Im B. L. O. N.... ah, oh well.. Im blonde, Im blonde, yea yea yea..."
To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers.
"Hi," you should say. "I'm a new employee. What is the name of my job?"
If they answer "long-range planner" or "lieutenant governor," you are pretty much free to lounge around and do crossword puzzles until retirement. Most jobs,
however, will require some work.
There are two major kinds of work in modern organizations:
1. Taking phone messages for people who are in meetings, and,
2. Going to meetings.
Your ultimate career strategy will be to get a job involving primarily No. 2, going to meetings, as soon as possible, because
that's where the real prestige is. It is all very well and good to be able to take phone messages, but you are never going to get a position of power, a position where you can cost thousands of people their jobs with a single more...