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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

Your mama so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
Your mama so fat, your daddy is blind.
Yo daddy so stupid he went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo girlfriend so ugly she went into an haunted house and they gave her an application.
Your mama so ugly, she had YOU.
Your daddy so stupid, he kept you.
Yo girlfriend so ugly when she was born the doctor took a look at her and spanked her parents.
Yo daddy so stupid he told everyone that he was "illegitiment" because he couldn't read.
Yo brother so stupid that when he was driving to disneyland he saw a sign that said Disneyland left, so
he went home.
Your sister so ugly, last time she didn't wipe her ass she gave me a dirty look.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Your whole family so ugly that when your parents told you about safe sex, they took the seat off your unicycle and gave your sister a broom.
Yo daddy so stupid he got stabbed in more...

221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...


222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on here.


223. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well! " and turned around an drove home.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.


224. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.


225. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"


226. A blonde was walking more...

Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left".
So they went home...

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they turned around and went home.

A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in
Disneyland produced some strange results.
Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.
Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.
Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.
But Snow White adores 7up.

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read' DisneyLand Left.' So they went home.