Disneyland Jokes / Recent Jokes

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for more...

There were two blondes going to disneyland. THen they came to a fork in the road it read:Disneyland Left a...So they went home!!!

There were two blondes going to Disneyland. They saw this road sign that said "Disneyland left", so they turned around and went home.

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.' So they went home.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland - "Left", so they turned around and went home.

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. They were almost there and sow a sign that said "
Disneyland Left?"
so they turned around and went home.

Three blondes were going to Disneyland and they came to a fork in the road. They see a sign that says Disneyland left so they went back home.