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What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So they turned around and went home. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? Oh,look, Daddy....doughnut seeds! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can't blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer? There is white-out all over the more...

Why didn't the 3 blondes go to Disneyland?
Because they saw a sign on the highway that said "Disneyland left".

2 blondes are driving to disneyland when they come to a fork in the road. By the road there is a sign saying Disneyland: left.
So they turned round and went home!!!

One day 2 blondes decided to go to disneyland Paris.
After leaving the airport they borrowed a car.
Soon they saw a sign say DISNEYLAND LEFT so they turned round and went home.

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road.
The sign read: “Disneyland Left. ”
So they went home.

A blonde was driving on the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well!" and turned around and drove home.

There were three blondes going on a trip to Disneyland. So they met a fork in the road and of course they did not know what to do. They looked to the right then foward then to the left there was a sign. It said Disneyland left. SO THEY LEFT TO GO HOME!