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There is this (choose your favorite ethnic) man. He goes to a toy shop, to buy, a gift for his daughter...
He looks at a toy car: "How muj iz dis?"
"$100 " answers the clerk.
He thinks its too much.
He looks at a ball: "How muj iz dis?"
"$5" answers the clerk.
He thinks its too little.
Then, he finds the perfect thing, a doll. He again asks: "How muj iz dis?"
"$30" answers the clerk.
He is happy, just the right amount of money he wants to spend.
So, He pays for the doll, and he starts to leave. Before he leaves, he remembers he wanted the doll to be gift wrapped.
So he asks the clerk: "Can u rape it phor me?"
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie. .. doll squashed flat
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick. .. in your grocers frozen food section
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie. .. with potions and face paints
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie. .. six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
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Tell me! !
Tell me, is it going in?? yeah... is it hurting??
ooh yeah... ouch it's hurting!!!
ok i'll put it in slowly..
still hurting???
yeah.. then let's try the other shoe madam!!!!!!!!
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Baby doll! !!
A man called his 4th wife-Baby doll.
3rd wife-china doll.
2nd wife-barbie doll &
1st wife.......
Guess what??????
"PANADOL"!!!!!!!
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GOD ASKED!!!!!
God asked a civil engineer, what mistake did i make in designing a woman????
engineer says, Sir the entertainment area is very
close to the DRAINAGE!!!
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Different Voices!!!!!
Different types of voices during SEX.
ENGLISH: oh yes oh yess!
AMERICAN: yeah baby, yeah!
SRI more...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll? Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.