Doll Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie. .. Barbie doll with Bill Gates head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie. .. six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie. .. you didnt think wed sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie. .. includes the house, the car, and half of Kens belongings

One spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears.
Thinking they might be hurt, I dropped my briefcase and quickly went over to them. "Are you all right?" I asked.
Still sobbing, one held up her doll. "My baby's arm came off," she said.
I took the doll and its disjointed arm. After a little effort and luck, the doll was again whole.
"Thank you." came a whisper.
Next, looking into the tearful eyes of her friend, I asked, "And what's the matter with you, young lady?"
She wiped her cheeks. "I was helping her cry," she said.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie. .. buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie. .. made of rock; no head, no arms