Doll Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie. .. glows in the dark

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie. .. pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie. .. Mick with Barbies head... but Micks lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie. .. Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie. .. buck teeth, long ears

After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following: We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear name tags, because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecked hall, but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it is alright now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good. There is a swimming pool there. They go in it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. As you go into their park, there is a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out they go more...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie. ..includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings