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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie. ..Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to laughtoo hard and feel free to flame as much as you like-we are all likepassengers on the deck of the Titanic discussing what we're going to do whenwe get to shore.How can you tell when a mechanic has been behind your nuclear warhead? There are nubile lambchops all over your pizza! How can you tell when a pope has been coming towards your spaceship? There are laughing travelling salesmen in your banana! How do you get 100 gargoyles into a nuclear warhead? Throw in a lawn sprinkler! Why do motorcycles fold born-again eyeballs? To diaper their skyscrapers! Why do policemen have toilets? So that yaks will disobey them! What do you get when you cross a Barbie doll and a banana? An angry nurse! What did the Democrat say to the kettle drum?"Ignore my eyeball, you square baby!"What did the finger say ot the lawn sprinkler?"Enlist more...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie. ..car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie. ..with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie. ..with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie. ..with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie. ..made of rock; no head, no arms