Downs Jokes / Recent Jokes
The following was contributed by Emil: A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! -- I'll have alarge whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it. "Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a forth and downs them both. In fact in totalhe downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the tasteI don't think that another one will!"
This cowboy walks into the saloon and orders a whiskey. The bartender slides it along the bar and the cowboy downs it in one gulp. Immediately he rushes back out the bar, goes to his horse, lifts its tail, and gives it a huge smacking kiss there.
He then goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey. The bartender slides it along the bar and once again the cowboy downs it in one gulp then rushes out the bar, goes to his horse, lifts its tail, and gives it a huge smacking kiss there.
He goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey. By this time there are a number of other patrons looking at him with a fair bit of interest. The bartender decides he'd better ask what's going on before the cowboy gets too drunk to answer.
"So, Cowboy, why is it that every time you order a whiskey you go out and kiss your horse on the bum?"
The Cowboy (in his best drawl) replies "Chapped lips."
The bartender says with some more...
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and sees that the bartender is a woman, a good looking woman. He calls her over and says, "I want to Fuck your brains out." The woman gasps in disgust. "You better watch your mouth. My boyfriend is a huge marine and when he hears THIS, he's gonna rip your head off." The guy apoligized, "I'm sorry, I just lost my mind, that won't happen again. If you could get me a drink I'll probably be a lot better."
So, the woman gets him a drink. He downs it and says to her, "I want to lick your body from head to toe."
"I already told you once," said the woman, "my boyfriend will rip you to shreds if he knew you said that."
So the guy apoligizes again, "I... I'm really sorry I just can't seem to get control of my hormones. Maybe another drink will do me good."
Once again the woman gets him a drink. Once again he downs it in no time. Well, about this time a huge guy walks in, the more...