Dracula Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said,' I took my girlfriend to see' The bride of Dracula' last night.'' Oh yeah,' said the other,' what was she like? '' Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.' The other said,' Yes, but what was' The Bride of Dracula' like? '
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream!
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.