Dracula Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.