Dracula Jokes / Recent Jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards? Best vicious of the season

Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."

What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.