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Amy Winehouse has been granted a divorce from her husband,after a rocky 2 year marriage.The judge has ordered joint custody of all marijuana plants.

By now, we've all heard that Full House star Jodie Sweetin is a recovering meth addict and an intervention was staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget.
Apparently just Dave Coolier telling her to “cut it out” wasn’t enough.
All I know is, if Bob Saget, John Stamos and the Olsen Twins all got together to ask me to stop doing something, I would stop it. I don’t care what it is.

Twenty-three American Airlines employees have been arrested for smuggling cocaine onto passenger planes. Ironically,the coke was discovered stuffed in the nose.

Tainted heroin flooding the streets of Detroit has killed 48 users in 12 days. The mayor, who pledged to clean up the city, told a crowd of cheering supporters, "You ain't seen nothing yet!"

San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is facing misdemeanor charges after a state trooper approached his Mercedes and smelled marijuana. Lincecum was inside and high.

...a group of marijuana growers are suspects in murder of DEA official....law enforcement officials investigating the case say they will solve the case, and are leaving no stoner unturned.

Heroin users should avoid the drug because some supplies have been tainted with a powerful painkiller blamed for hundreds of deaths nationwide since mid-April, law enforcement officials urged on Tuesday.
Rather, the D.E.A. suggests addicts downgrade to crystal meth for a few weeks just to be safe, until they officially clear the tracks for the H-train again.
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