Drug Addict Jokes / Recent Jokes

Some ski slope workers shaved their heads to appease the snow gods. Others sacrificed mock skis and snowboards in a bonfire, in hopes of some much needed snow at Vermont ski resorts. But mostly, they just smoked a lot of pot.

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday. Interested applicants are asked to bring their vacant eyes, cocaine habit, and daddy issues.

It's April 20.............National Weed Day.I actually consider this to be a token holiday.

Harrelson warned: Quit now or never forget "Indecent Proposal."

...a Yale University student is suing US Airways for $1 million over a lost X-Box hard drive...the student is asking for $1700 for the loss of the game, $25,000 in punitive damages, and the rest to replace the cocaine that was hidden inside.

I knew a guy who accidentally mixed some Rogaine into his cocaine.He now has the longest nostril hair in the world.

Good news for aging hippies: Smoking pot may stave off Alzheimer's disease. New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the progression of the disease by preserving levels of an important neurotransmitter that allows the brain to function. Oddly enough the test subjects who smoked pot consistently for the past 50 years showed no signs of Alzheimers disease but ironically still couldn’t remember shit!