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Humpty Dumpty f@#ked a fat wh*@e Humpty dumpty fell on the floor All the kings horses and all the kings men Bent the bitch over and f@#ked her again

Humpty Dumpty Fucked a Fat Hore
Humpty Dumpty Fell On The Floor
All The Kings Horses And all The Kings Men
Bent The Bitch Over And Fuked Her Again

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Lay the bitch down and fucked her again.

Q - y did humpty dumpty push mrs humpty
dumpty off the wall?
A - 2 see her crack

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

humpty dumpty sat on the bed while little miss muffet was giving him head, when he came she started to weep, coz he fucked off to shag bo-peep!

Yo Mama is like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped!