Easier Jokes / Recent Jokes

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L. A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?

It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.

It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

I wish love were easier. Meaning I wish women were easier.

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter."Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion... it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." The leaders of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggesion. A while later Cheney said, "You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier!""Yessir," agreed Bush. "But durn it! We're gettin' farther away from our truck!"

If it were really a man's world. . . . .
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and
a Cheers for the sex - now fuck off" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29, so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
5. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".
6. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
7. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.
8. Every man would get four, real' Get Out of Jail Free' cards per year.
9. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
10. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen when the ball goes out of play.
11. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."
12. more...

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.