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Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, menare already there.

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

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It's always easier to see the great personalities in hot chicks.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.
It is a dog-eat-dog world out there and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.
It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class.
It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. Moral: think before you speak. Or engage the brain when engaging the mouth.
It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.
It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.
It just doesn’t get any Beta than this.

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowman is easier to make,' cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a' cheers for the sex' would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to 29th February so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.

5. The only show opposite' Monday Night Football' would be' Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.'

6. Instead of' beer-belly,' you'd get' beer-biceps.'

7. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

8. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.

9. When the Police pull you over, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. Example - Cop:' Do you know how fast you were going?' You:' All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place.' Cop:' Nice one, that's $20 off.'

10. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

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