Edwards Jokes / Recent Jokes
Subject: Father John
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister
Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene Edwards was also instructed
not to look at Fr. John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he
told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday
night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've
been saved." "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the
old nun. "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to
wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between
his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now," said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the more...
A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. "You claim to have stopped by Mrs. Edwards house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?"
"Objection, your honor," shouted the other lawyer.
There then followed a long argument between the lawyers as to whether the question was proper. Finally, after 45 minutes, the judge allowed it.
"So," the first lawyer continued, "Please answer the question: What did Mrs. Edwards say when you went to her house after breakfast on December 3rd?"
"Nothing," said the witness. "No one was home."
On Friday John Edwards admitted that he had an affair in 2006. Even more shocking, he also admitted that in 2007 he actually had a bad hair day.
John Edwards reportedly talked a campaign aide into covering for him by saying that he had fathered Edwards’ mistress’ baby. ”C’mon!”, said Edwards. ”You’re on my staff. Just say that she was on yours!”
The media is jumping all over Presidential Candidate John Edwards for getting a $400 haircut... I think he's getting a raw deal. He's got to look sharp - God knows he's going to single soon enough.