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The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.
The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown.
So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass,
I'll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!

The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown.So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass, I'll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!

Senators were afraid voters would frown upon giving themselves a pay raise.

President Bush wins gubernatorial contest in three states.

POLITICIAN - A person who divides all available time between running for office and running for cover.
From: Lela Lowe - [email protected]
Jay Leno: "This is a rough election year.... Huffington's illegal nanny has started running negative ads against Feinstein's illegal nanny"
("Tonight," NBC, 11/4).
David Letterman: "Big election on Tuesday and that means just about now Ted Kennedy should be auditioning strippers for the victory party."
("Late Show," CBS, 11/4).
David Letterman, on the "ugly" campaign: "You look at some of these races around the country and you think it's just a damn shame somebody has to win."
Letterman: "President Clinton is the only president we've ever had who when someone holds up a baby, he doesn't know whether to kiss it or deny knowing the mother"
("Late Show," CBS, 11/7).
Jay Leno, on Huffington calling Sens. Barbara Boxer and Dianne more...

Congressional Democratic leaders have announced that they will be holding symbolic votes on Bush’s plan to increase troop levels. Democrat leaders state that the votes will not actually change the nation’s policy: “You know, just like the rest of our votes.”

During the election campaign for the election of the American President, a campaigner from the Bush camp happened to meet his counterpart from the Clinton camp.

A conversation ensued, and expectedly, each began to boast of his methods of campaigning.

'Whenever we sit in a cab/ said the Bush supporter,' we give a few extra cents to the cabbie and ask him to vote for Bush.'

Not to be outwitted, the Clinton campaigners replied,' Whenever we take a ride in a cab, we too pay a few cents less to the cabbie, and then ask him to vote for Bush.'