Elephants Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
Wet.
How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant? !

Why do elephants live in herds?
To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

-How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. - Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box. - Why do elephants have wrinkles? Because they are so hard to iron. - Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed? Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning. - Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle? Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. - Why do elephants wear sunglasses? So no one will recognize them. - Why are elephants such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet. - What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence. - Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach? Because they can't keep their trunks up.

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
A: You walk him and pitch to the Zebra!
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
A: It's bike is outside.
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.
Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.
Q. Why do elephants wear tiny green hats? A. To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: What do you more...

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic! Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: You walk him and pitch to the Zebra! Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub? A: It's bike is outside.Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub? A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub? A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.Q. Why do elephants wear tiny green hats? A. To sneak across a pool table without being seen.Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Bloody great holes all over more...

Why do elephants do well in school? Because they have a lot of grey matter!