Elephants Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
Once an ant goes to a pond where some elephants were taking bath! and asks..... Elephants: what are you doing here? Can't you see we are taking bath?
Ant: Oh! Yes I can see! but fist you all come out! Elephants: But why? Ant: Let me see that you wore my underwear?
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic! Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking. Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator. Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: You walk him and pitch to the Zebra! Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub? A: It's bike is outside. Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub? A: There is a dent in the cross-bar. Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub? A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window. Q. Why do elephants wear tiny green hats? A. To sneak across a pool table without being seen. Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Bloody great holes all more...
How do you fit 5 elephants into a five-seat car?
Get a really big car.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"