Elephants Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes? A. Slow natives.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.
Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.
Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.
Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
"An elephant is a mouse with an operating system"
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: more...
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldnt hold their trunks up!
Why did the elephant walk on two feet? To give the ants a chance! Why do elephants have trunks? Because they've no pockets to put things in! Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain? To stop getting wet! What do elephants do in the evenings? Watch elevision! How to elephants talk to each other? By' elephone! What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them! When do elephants have 8 feet? When there are two of them! What did the elephant say to the famous detective? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock! Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!" What do you do if you find a blue elephant? Try and cheer him up!