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    My Christmas Wish

    If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the
    world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

    If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for
    1. All the Children of the world to sing together
    2. $1, 000, 000 tax free

    If I had 3 wishes this Christmas
    1. Kids singing together
    2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
    3. To have all encompassing power over the universe

    If I had 4 wishes this Christmas
    1. The crap about the kids
    2. $1, 000, 000
    3. All encompassing power
    4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 super models
    and, of course, my spouse

    Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
    So, let's rearrange

    1. All encompassing power
    2. The orgasm
    3. The money

    OHHH!! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that more...

    If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world
    to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.
    If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
    1. All the Children of the world to sing together
    2. $1, 000, 000 tax free
    If I had 3 wishes this Christmas:
    1. Kids singing together
    2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
    3. To have all encompassing power over the universe
    If I had 4 wishes this Christmas:
    1. The crap about the kids
    2. $1, 000, 000
    3. All encompassing power
    4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 supermodels and, of
    course, my wife
    Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
    So, let's rearrange
    1. All encompassing power
    2. The orgasm
    3. The money
    OH! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.
    Now, my wish this Christmas would be:
    1. The power
    2. To more...

    My Christmas Wish
    If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the
    world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.
    If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for
    1. All the Children of the world to sing together
    2. $1, 000, 000 tax free
    If I had 3 wishes this Christmas
    1. Kids singing together
    2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
    3. To have all encompassing power over the universe
    If I had 4 wishes this Christmas
    1. The crap about the kids
    2. $1, 000, 000
    3. All encompassing power
    4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 super models
    and, of course, my spouse
    Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
    So, let's rearrange
    1. All encompassing power
    2. The orgasm
    3. The money
    OHHH!! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.
    Now.. My wish this Christmas would more...

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