Harmony Jokes

My Christmas Wish

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the
world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for
1. All the Children of the world to sing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas
1. Kids singing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
3. To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas
1. The crap about the kids
2. $1, 000, 000
3. All encompassing power
4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 super models
and, of course, my spouse

Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
So, let's rearrange

1. All encompassing power
2. The orgasm
3. The money

OHHH!! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that more...

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world
to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.
If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
1. All the Children of the world to sing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free
If I had 3 wishes this Christmas:
1. Kids singing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
3. To have all encompassing power over the universe
If I had 4 wishes this Christmas:
1. The crap about the kids
2. $1, 000, 000
3. All encompassing power
4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 supermodels and, of
course, my wife
Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
So, let's rearrange
1. All encompassing power
2. The orgasm
3. The money
OH! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.
Now, my wish this Christmas would be:
1. The power
2. To more...

My Christmas Wish
If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the
world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.
If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for
1. All the Children of the world to sing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free
If I had 3 wishes this Christmas
1. Kids singing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
3. To have all encompassing power over the universe
If I had 4 wishes this Christmas
1. The crap about the kids
2. $1, 000, 000
3. All encompassing power
4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 super models
and, of course, my spouse
Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
So, let's rearrange
1. All encompassing power
2. The orgasm
3. The money
OHHH!! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.
Now.. My wish this Christmas would more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harmony!
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know?

A black, a hispanic and a WASP were walking along the beach when they saw a bottle sticking out of the sand.
All three grabbed it at once and a genie came out of the bottle and said, "Because of your mutual participation, I will grant each of you one wish. .. what would you like to have?"
The black man indicated he wished everyone of his race would return to Africa and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"Your wish is granted," said the Genie.
The hispanic man said he wished everyone of his race would return to Cuba and Mexico and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"You wish is granted," the Genie said.
"What would you like to have?" the Genie asked the WASP.
"I'll take a Bud Lite," he replied.