"Holiday Musings?" joke

My Christmas Wish

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the
world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for
1. All the Children of the world to sing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas
1. Kids singing together
2. $1, 000, 000 tax free per year for life
3. To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas
1. The crap about the kids
2. $1, 000, 000
3. All encompassing power
4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 super models
and, of course, my spouse

Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
So, let's rearrange

1. All encompassing power
2. The orgasm
3. The money

OHHH!! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.
Now.. My wish this Christmas would be

1. The power
2. To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in hell
3. The orgasm
4. The Money
5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the
children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in
harmony.