Entry-level Jokes / Recent Jokes

"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION": You'll be making under $6 an hour. - - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY": You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year. - - - - -"AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY": There's no chance in hell we'll be the next Microsoft. - - - - -"PROFIT-SHARING PLAN": Once it's shared among the brass, you get what's left. - - - - -"COMPETITIVE SALARY:"We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. - - - - -"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:"We have no time to train you. (and/or)Please introduce yourself to your co-workers. - - - - -"NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED LEADER:"Inc. Magazine mentioned us in an article a few years ago. - - - - -"IMMEDIATE OPENING:"The person who had this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad. - - - - -"SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:"We're can't supply you with leads; (and/or)there's no base more...