Expedition Jokes

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion gothim out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearesthospital."Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?" "It's tough," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if youhadn't gutted him first."

Discovering evidence that there was an actual dinosaur alive and living in the rainforest of South America, a scientist succeeded in getting a grant to launch an expedition party.
Several weeks into their journey, the expedition party stumbled upon a three foot tall pigmy standing near a very large dead dinosaur.
The scientist approached the pigmy and exclaimed, "Goodness! Did you kill this dinosaur?"
"Sure did," the pigmy replied.
"But, it's so enormous and you are so small!" said the scientist.
"Yep," the pigmy said.
"But, how? How on earth did you kill it?" asked the puzzled scientist.
"With my club," explained the pigmy.
"How big is this club of yours?" the scientist inquired.
"Oh, there's about 100 of us!" replied the pigmy.

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion gothim out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearesthospital." Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?" "It's tough," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if youhadn't gutted him first."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went on a mountain-climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge, an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them.
As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in, there was a strange shimmering in the air and a good fairy appeared, floating in front of them. She raised her wand and declared that, as they had all been good and the expedition was sponsored for charity and so forth, she was to rescue them from their terrible plight. Each of them could wish to be transformed into any bird of their choice in order to get safely off the mountain, and would return to their normal form once they reached home. She turned first to the Englishman and asked what he wanted to be.
"A swan," he replied, and a beautiful white swan replaced him. Stepping off the ledge, it spread its wings and flew off for England.
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