Fable Jokes / Recent Jokes

Blonde, redhead, and a browhead boys all went up to a resturant the redhead went in and picked up a 5$ bill that was on a table then he heard a voice"
I'm the ghost of Fable Able and that 5$ bill belongs on the table"
so he ran out and told the brownhead.So the brownhead went in and picked the 5$ bill up off the table and he heard a voice"
I'm the ghost of Fable Able and that 5$ bill belongs on the table"
so he ran out then the brownhead told the blonde.So the blonde went in and he picked up the 5$ bill up noff the table and heard the same voice"
I'm the ghost of Fable Able and that 5$ bill belongs on the table"
So he said "
I'M the son of Davey Crocett and his 5$ bill belongs in my pocket!"

And now a parable relating to graduate work: THE RABBIT: A FABLE
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless, so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her.
"I am going to eat you for lunch!", said the fox.
"Wait!", replied the rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days."
"Oh yeah? Why should I wait?"
"Well, I am just finishing my Ph.D. thesis."
"Hah, that's a stupid excuse. What is the title of your thesis anyway?"
"I am writing my thesis on "The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves."
"Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit."
"Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come to my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for more...