Superiority Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?

A: DUCK!

Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

A: You shout out, "B-52"

The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that:

Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.

Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?

A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?

A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund.

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?

A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that: Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone? A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning more...

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK!
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52"
The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that: Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone? A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!
Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero? A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Finagle's Law Of Military Superiority: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq?
A: DUCK!

Q: What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, “B-52?

The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that:
Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.
Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.

Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He’s the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.