Fakes Jokes

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    My wife not only fakes orgasms, she fakes cooking & housekeeping too.

    The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret those hidden signs:

    1. Women won't unlock car door for men - Doesn't engage in oral sex

    2. Man gets in car without opening door for woman - no foreplay

    3. Can't hail a cab - impotent

    4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant - prefers virgins

    5. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way - is a virgin

    6. Insists on going to a romantic, candlelit restaurant - Compulsive Don Juan

    7. Insists in going to a homey little cafe with windmill motif - Compulsive Don Quixote

    8. Insists on going to a Polynesian bar - Compulsive Don Ho

    9. Wants to go to a French Restaurant - will swallow

    10. Wants to go to a deli -won't swallow

    11. Uses Sweet n' Low - wearing falsies

    12. Takes too long deciding what to order - has trouble reaching orgasm

    13. Orders salad dressing on the more...

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