Familiar Jokes / Recent Jokes

You look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade?
I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts.
I understand that's Animal Magic is your favorite show because so many of your relatives are on it.
I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.
That's funny you calling me an animal, and it's you that has the webbed feet.
You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.
You look familiar too, have I ever seen you hanging by the tail from the tree in my garden?
Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time ?

Why Should A Man Marry? One If After Death He Goes To Heaven, He Feels Happy Two If Doesnot And Goes To Hell, He Should Not
Find Himself In Familiar Place.

DOES THIS HOMEWORK LOOK FAMILIAR?

We professors have a memory for names that is best served in one of the following ways:

Your name is an eponym (you`re named after a famous person or place),
An epiphenomenon process occurred (you told me your name and I remembered it), or
An epistolary action occurred (you wrote your name down on the homework).
Of the three choices, the last is the best because not everyone can be named Abe Lincoln and we have trouble remembering where we put our wallets.

Professor Johnson, 4/19/00, written comments posted on his office door with the suspect homework

There were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up.
She looked in it and said, "This person looks familiar."
The other blonde took it from her and looked in it. Then she exclaimed, "Of course she looks familiar, you idiot... that's me!"

The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.