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They say it's because the word "Fried" deters people from wanting to eat there..... but I think it was the word Kentucky.

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A spokesman for McDonalds said that this was unusual because most customers don’t call 911 until after they’ve eaten McDonalds.

The Kremlin denies any involvement with a Russian spy being poisoned by radiation. "If we wanted him to die a slow painful death we would have taken him to Taco Bell."

Getting e.coli poisoning from Taco Bell is kind of like getting your car stolen in Newark. All your buddies say they are sorry to hear about it, but get to do it in that annoying “what did you expect” tone.

Fact of the day: Coli is latin for "of the colon". Thanks wikipedia!

Taco Bell Corp. has announced it will eliminate green onions from all of its restaurants, claiming they MUST be the source of the E. coli outbreak because "all employees wash their hands before returning to work."

The rest of the patrons were taking the slower cholesterol, obesity, heart attack approach to death.

And if that weren't enough, after eating the taco he continued paying for it.