Fast Food Jokes / Recent Jokes

"All stores have now been reopened," said a NJ Department of Health spokesperson. "Turns out it isn't food after all."

The Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15.The famous chihuahua will either be sour cremated or burrito stuffed.

So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell.

Taco Bell officials suggest the popularity of it's "Zesty Chicken Border Bowl" can be traced to a company Food Fetish Survey which shows that not only do 93 percent of Taco Bell customers eat their meals in a bowl weekly, but 68 percent smoke out of one too.

More than a quarter of young adults are apparently unable to meet physical requirements to join the military, because they're too heavy. The only thing they'll fight for is the front of the McDonald's line.

A Michigan woman who has visited a McDonald's for fifteen years received a surprise party at the restaurant on her 100th birthday. Things unfortunately got awkward when Ronald McDonald accidentally made balloon animals out of her long, saggy breasts.

A McDonald's in California is using feng shui in the restaurant.

It's the first time the chain has used Chinese culture since they offered customers a "happy ending meal."