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Coincidentally, one hundred years is just how old the burger was she ate during the party.

My friend told me the other day he wants to be an astronaunt. I asked him how one goes upon becoming an astronaunt. Do you have to go a special college or complete certain tasks. He said you just send in an application. After hearing this, I couldn't help but take solace in the fact that NASA has the same screening process as McDonalds.

McDonalds has announced it’s coming out with a healthier low-calorie happy meal. The new low-calorie happy meal is great for parents who want their child to be the 2nd fattest kid in class.

The CEO of Taco Bell has just written a book based on his experience running the restaurant chain.

In it the CEO explains how to man a company, and also -- how to man a toilet bowl.

A recent food study shows the healthiest fast food fries are McDonalds. In other news, for the first time in US history, the words "healthy" and "McDonalds" appeared in the same sentence.

Countries we haven’t nuked:

Vietnamese women sell roast dog in Hanoi (Reuters)

Countries we have nuked:

Japanese people eating KFC
Once again (from Reuters), countries we haven’t nuked:
In Indonesia...Christmas feasts include delicacies such as pork soaked in blood and dog meat.
And countries we have nuked:
In Japan, many people head to KFC for Christmas...[For dessert,] sponge cake topped with whipped cream and strawberries.

Burger King announced they’re going to make all their restaurants more futuristic. The new Burger Kings will have rotating chandeliers, TV-screen menus, and a time machine for customers to go into the future and see when they get diarrhea.