Fast Food Jokes / Recent Jokes

Dear Burger King,
Pleaseput your chocolaty Goodness at the bottom of the sundae and not justthe top so I have something to aim for. Otherwise eating this Sundae islike watching a movie that goes nowhere.
Thanks

Due to an E. coli scare, Americans are being warned not to eat spinach. The average American, when reached for comment at a McDonald's, asked, "What's spinach?"

Taco Bell is pulling green onions from restaurants nationwide because of the E. Coli scare in green onions. Loyal taco bell csutomers are disgusted...not about the E. Coli, but about the fact that they have been eating vegetables this whole time.

Burger King just started selling a body spray that is scented like meat. Finally, a substitute for putting peanut butter on your balls.

So far, 54 people have been hospitalized contracting the E. coli virus at Taco Bell.
"Color me impressed," said Russian president Vladimir Putin.

So if you're an overweight crossdresser sorry, you'll just have to get your chicken fix elsewhere.

There's a new free hamburger available called the Roethlisberger.It's a piece of meat that is grilled for hours..........then all charges are dropped.