Faults Jokes / Recent Jokes

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.
7. Get in a whole NEW rut!
8. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.
9. Don't eat cloned meat.
10. Create loose ends.
11. Get more toys.
12. Get further in debt.
13. Don't believe politicians.
14. Break at least one traffic law.
15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
16. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.
17. Associate with even worse business clients.
18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.
19. Wait around for opportunity.
20. Focus on the faults of others.
21. Mope about faults.
22. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Women's faults are many, men have just two!
Everything they say and everything they do!!!

We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones.

Women's faults are many, men have only 2:
Everything they say and everything they do.