Flapping Jokes

By: Anonymous Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: "Flag is flapping" A more experienced monk said: "Wind is flapping" A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: "Mind is flapping." The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: "Mouths are flapping!"

A woman wants to have bigger breasts so she goes to her doctor. The doctor tells her that she could either have implants or wear a special bra. "With the bra," the doctor explains, "when you flap your arms up and down, it will inflate."
Sounding like a much easier process than the implants, she chooses the bra.
The next day she decides to try the bra out, so she goes to a bar where she sees a very attractive man sitting there. Flapping her arms, she strolls over to flirt with him and he promptly starts flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," he says.

A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me." He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Do you see that tree over there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Well I didn't!"

A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me." He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Do you see that tree over there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Well I didnt!"

A woman went to the doctor asking for bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having an implant or wearing a special bra that inflates when you flap your arms up and down. The woman chose the bra.

The next day she went to a bar to try out her new bra. She saw an attractive man sitting alone at the bar. Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man, who had started flapping his legs.

"I see we have the same doctor," he said.