Flavors Jokes

"I'd like to buy some body make-up for my girlfriend," the young lawyer told the clerk at the cosmetics counter.

"Certainly, sir," the clerk remarked. "What color would you like?"

"Never mind the color," the attorney said. "What flavors do you have?"

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just... erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just... erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

Baskin-Robbins has introduced political ice cream flavors, with the Obama flavor being "Whirl of Change" and the McCain flavor called "Straight Talk Crunch". Orders for third-party flavors will also be taken, and then thrown away.

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach. He said some flavors fail; he once abandoned avocado ice cream, and tossed out 99 pounds of it, because it wasn't smooth enough.