Fleas Jokes / Recent Jokes
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, November 22, 1992Researchers at Cornell University recently patented an artificial dog that would speed up the breeding of fleas for lab use.Previously, the lab required 25 live, severely infected dogs to breed the 12,000 fleas per day needed in studies of humans' and animals' allergic reactions to fleas.
What did the clean dog say to the insect? Long time no flea! Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War? Robert E Flea! What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go! What do you call a cheerful flea? A hop-timist! What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it! What did one flea say to the other after a night out? Shall we walk home or take a dog? What did the romantic flea say? I love you aw-flea! How to fleas travel? Itch hiking! What is the difference between fleas and dogs? Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs! Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater? To hide his flea collar!