Foolish Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign. Frankly, I resent it, and the American people resent it.
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that moderate Southerners won't cotton to on Super Tuesday. At least I hope not.
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's. But that's what Paul Simon's all about. And I suppose my media experts are gonna say I'm foolish for this, but in all candor, I change my light bulbs the same way I did in the 50's: my wife gets on a ladder and I turn more...
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess
where!"
One day santa & banta were talking about the limits of foolishness of their sons. both were arguing that their sons are more foolish than the other. to prove this, banta called his son and gave him $2 and asked him to go to the market and buy the television. his son took the money and went out. then banta said to santa that see how foolish my son is. Santa said my son is more foolish than yours and he called his son and asked him to go to his office and see if i am there or not. santa's son went. when both their son's met outside. banta's son said "my father is a big fool because he gave me $2 to buy a television which is not possible. "santa's son said "my father is the greatest fool because he asked me to go to the office and check whether he is in the office or not. can't he make a phone call to his office to verify whether he is in the office or not."
A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guesswhere!"
If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.