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A software programmer read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg.
There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

There once was an atheist who was so worked up about Christians having a holiday and him not, that he took a preacher to court. When the judge had heard the whole story he said, "I have made my decision."
The atheist was surprised, for it had not taken long for the judge to make his decision. The judge told them that this case was not true, for the atheist already had a holiday.
The atheist was stunned. He replied, "I have no holiday!"
To that the judge replied "The Bible says that anyone who does not believe in God is a fool. You have a holiday, April Fools Day!"