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A man was jogging around a lake and saw a woman crying. So he stopped and asked what was wrong? The woman replied I never ben hugged before because I have no arms and legs. So the man gives her a hug. The next day he saw the woman again and she was crying again. So he once again asked what was wrong. She replied I never been kissed because I have no arms and legs. So the gives her a kiss. The very next day the man once again see the same lady crying once more. So he asked her for the third time whats wrong. She said I never been fucked before because I have no arms and legs. So the man pick her up and throws her into a lake and says NOW YOUR FUCKED!

guy walks up to a door in china town, knocks on the door when the ladie opens the door she asks what does he want, the guy replys, i wanna get fucked the ladie says give me 25.00 the guy gives her 25.00 and she closes the door 20 mininets go by and the guy is still waiting out side.so he knocks on the door and the ladie answers she says what do you want? the guy replys i wanna get fucked she replys again?

Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1 So brunettes can remember them.
A2 Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde? ???
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why did more...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the english language is the word "
fuck."
It is the one magical word which by just its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
"
Fuck"
falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), or a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). It should be obvious now that there are not many words as versatile as "
fuck."
Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
Fraud: I got fucked by my insurance agent.
Dismay: Oh, fuck it!
Problem: I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression: Fuck you.
Passive: Fuck me.
Confusion: What the fuck?
Difficulty: I can't understand more...