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Dirty Name
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves
The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson."
"Thank you, Mary", says the teacher.
The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."
"Thank you, Sam."
The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."
The teacher is horrified, and tells Johnny that this type of language will not be allowed. He replies, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check up in the fifth grade where my brother is."
So the teacher walks up to the fifth grade class, and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"
One boy stands in the back of the room and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"

A new primary school teacher, starting her first day of class, began by asking her students to stand up and introduce themselves.
The first child stood up and said, "My name is Jane Lawrence." "Hello, Jane," the teacher said.
The second student stood and said, "My name is Jason Wright." Hello, Jason," said the teacher.
The third student stood and said, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."
Horrified, the teacher told Johnny that she would not tolerate that type of language. "Really, teacher, my name is Johnny Fuckhour," Johnny explained. "If you don't believe me, check up in the fourth grade where my brother is."
The teacher went up to the fourth grade and asked, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here."
A boy at the back of the class stood up and said, "Are you kidding? Hell, we don't even get a nap hour."