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USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?"France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?"Poland: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is?"

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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Croupiers On Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans ProtestQueen Mary Having Bottom ScrapedHenshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose HuntersWomen's Movement Called More Broad-BasedAntique Stripper to Display Wares at StoreProstitutes Appeal to PopeTeacher Strikes Idle Kids

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal AdviceJuvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantFund Set Up for Beating Victim's KinKiller Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 YearsCancer Society Honors Marlboro ManNicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out LiteracyAutos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

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