Garage Jokes / Recent Jokes

A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she's in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father, I think he's in the garage."The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fluffy for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you!"Dad said, "Bring Fluffs over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Fluffy on the leash and only go one time around the block!"The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash! Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Fluffy?"The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about half-way down the block, so another dog is pushing her home!"

theres a little boy and a little girl. the little girl goes my mommie told me about my garage and the little boy goes well my daddy told me about my limo. then the little boy goes can i park my limo in your garage.

Here's one I heard on the radio recently.
A father comes home and asks where his son is. His wife replies that he's
downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father is curious so he
wanders down stairs to see what his son is doing. As he's walking down the
steps he hears a banging sound. When he gets to the bottom he sees his son
pounding a nail into the wall. He says to his son, "What are you doing? I
thought you were playing with your chemistry set. Why are you hammering a
nail into the wall?" His son replied, "This isn't a nail, dad, it's a worm. I
put these chemicals on it and it became hard as a rock."
His dad thought about it for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what
son, give me those chemicals and I'll give you a new Volkswagon." His son
quite naturally said, ''Sure why not.''
The next day his son went into the garage
to see his new car. Parked in the garage was a brand new Mercedes. more...