Gard Jokes

bin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cave thinking of ways to bomb the U.S.A. and bin laden had his camel with him.
A man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out, then another man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out.
Sadam is looking a bit puzzled so he gose and asks a gard outside "
why are people coming in the cave, looking at the camels ass, then walking out?"
the gard replys "
oh, theres a man out there telling them that theres a camel in there with two arseholes."